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Dinosaurs, dinosaurs are dicks
they fucked up by turing into fossil fuel years ago
now they are stupid bodies that work to pollute the earth
dinosaurs dinosaurs are dicks

now let me take you let me take you to a quiet day in 1963
It’s a bright day in dallas with a lovely parade to see
but all of a sudden there is a shock when our president goes limp in Jackie’s arms
no one checked no one checked the grassy knoll for a pacycehlpalasaur

dinosaurs killed JFK it’s true they don’t want you to know

dinosaurs are responsible for everything bad in the world
dinosaurs are the reason I can’t make out with girls
dinosaurs gave me measles when I was just the age of three
they filled my vaccine with sugar water and saline

And for the final travesty let’s go to September 2001
here’s where I’ll tell you the truth of what happened that day
Everyone believes that Al Queda was responsible for the 9/11 attacks, that’s what your government would have you believe
and they’re actually completely right, but several ankylosaurs were on the plan that day, and lost thier lives

never forget never forget,
america lost its innocence that day
even dinosaurs stopped being dicks to focus on our true enemies
Invade Iraq and stop gay marriage that's the message of this song


from Ego Death and Other Happy Things, released June 15, 2016



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