Swamp Monster's Serenade

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If you’ve been feeling your life’s in too much malaise
I’m right there with you in a daily muddy haze
I know that you might want somebody who feels this too
I’ll be the one to be with you

I promise you’ll get over the odors that I make
My slimy skin will grown on you once you enter my lake
If you’re cool with living in the noxious, toxic, fumes
I’ll be the one to be with you

If you ask me to
If you ask me to
I can make you a cool display of rose
I’m botanokinetic

I can’t speak much for the values that you seek
I terrorize highschoolers once or twice a week
If you want to build a mud hut in my dark lagoon
I’ll be the one to be with you

I must admit I don’t have much for internet
Dial-up plugged into a tree is the best you’ll get
But we can watch squirrels get into bloody fights
It’ll be a great Friday night

Do you like frog legs?
I eat a lot of frog legs
They’re pretty good they taste like chicken
I don’t actually know that I have no taste buds

If you wanted to connect with the person I thought I’d be
He’s trapped in the bog living subconsciously
But if the thing I am is something worth your view
I’ll be the one to be with you


from Ego Death and Other Happy Things, released June 15, 2016



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