Naughty Triceratops feat. Mighty Ships - The Planet Dictator

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I’ve conquered the all the Earth with an iron fist
You can try and stop me but I’ve got a list
Of cool kicks and punches to do
I taught my army them as our victories accrue
I’m the planet dictator and I’ll take you to school
You’ll learn the godly worship of me is your new rule
Get out of here Ra I’m the only sun you need
When I am everything you want you will never be free

Get down baby work the labor camps
I hope you work hard to show me your thanks
Get down baby work the labor camps
I hope you work hard to show me your thanks

He’s our all-knowing leader
He keeps us all in fear
From his volcano lair
He’s got a Poly Sci degree
He knows how to oversee
To keep us from laissez faire

Ok I guess it seems austerity isn’t working
I need to jumpstart our country with government spending
Don’t worry I’ll always be an overload that’s cruel
But I’m signing subsidies for technical school
But now I need to handle crumbling infrastructure
A society without roads can’t really function
I could use slave labor but that doesn’t seem
A good way to stimulate the economy

Get down baby I’ve installed a new tax
On carbon emissions for our polar ice caps
Get down baby I’ve installed a new tax
On carbon emissions for our polar ice caps

He’s our all-knowing leader
He keeps us all in fear
But he cares about the environment
He works us all to death
We all just want some rest
And to stop cap and trade requirements

Please continue with your mining activities
Our leader needs more coal for his turbo massage chair
Also those in the south quadrant begin mining for beats
Our leader will be engaged in a rap battle with the rebel leader Kendrick Lamar

now I’m thinking of the women who want to have it all
To work in the mines and raise a family
That’s why at the start of the new fiscal year
I’m implementing paid maternity leave
I’m noticing my workers getting sick with the black lung
Somehow constant mining has put disease in the air
And since I can’t silence them all by cutting out thier tongues
I’m adding government backed universal healthcare

I’m your leader, your leader
Your leader in it all
I’m gonna rule forever when everyone else falls
I’m your leader, your leader
Your leader in it all
I’m gonna rule forever when everyone else fall

Actually now, I think about it the best way to go
Is to hold democratic elections because everyone knows
The best societies are where people are free
So I’m stepping down and I’m gonna flee
Does anyone know a planet where they don’t extradite?
I gotta get out get out overnight
I gotta run run run real quick
The firing squad’s coming for me I can hear the guns click

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from Ego Death and Other Happy Things, released June 15, 2016

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